So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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