Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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