Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
where are my eyebrows?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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