She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She said her name was "party"
She announced her abortion via fbk
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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