If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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