Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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