Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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