these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I want her autograph on my taint
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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