We're like a lot better than the average bears
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
