Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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