I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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