The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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