Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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