i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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