i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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