Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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