Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My feet surprised me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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