There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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