As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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