at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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