So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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