Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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