Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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