i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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