: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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