Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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