Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I stole a fireplace last night.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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