What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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