Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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