almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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