I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Damn victory sex feels great
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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