Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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