But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
