Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Randomize
