We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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