Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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