(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
false alarm, still single
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