quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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