It's like God shit irony all over that family
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The air taste purple.
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