Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't turn off my feet"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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