Banned from zoo.
Again?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize