I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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