...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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