wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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