Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
