Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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