Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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