no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Pooping to opera.
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