I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
So apparently I’m into choking now
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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