Sry I called you an 8
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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