This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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