At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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