How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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