After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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