yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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