i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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