So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Randomize
